Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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