Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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