He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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