So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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