How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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