i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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