Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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