butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
