Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We're using joints as your birthday candles
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
