So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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