I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
