Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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