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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Can I color on your dick again?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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