what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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