Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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