i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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