I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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