His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sponge bath it is.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
handjob tips. give me some.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i think i just lost a toe
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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