Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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