Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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