is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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