Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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