So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
