Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize