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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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