I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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