'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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