Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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