And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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