fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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