I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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