You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wear drunk well.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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