just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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