with your own penis?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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