Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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