I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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