I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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