i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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