She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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