dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She even gives head with a lisp.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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