new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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