Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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