my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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