I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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