but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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