why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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