I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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