keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She's the barista slut.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
