Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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