eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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