3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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