Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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