Sacagawea was the original milf.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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