The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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