what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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