Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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