Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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