Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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